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I write essays about the ways patriarchy tries to destroy our ability to live joyfully and connect intimately with others. For audio content, check out my podcast, Happy Slut, where I celebrate people who take joy in sexuality in spite of patriarchy.
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Compersion Is Not the Absence of Jealousy (opens the original)
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My Boyfriend Made Me Cut Off My Ex. So I Quit Monogamy Forever. (opens the original)
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The Most Disgusting Text I’ve Ever Received (opens the original)
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Content warning: sexual coercion and assault.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="2184" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LF4q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpubl
I Love Intense Sex (opens the original)
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This post has an audio version narrated by me, for paying subscribers only. Wanna hear it? It’s hotter that way. ;) Join us, pinecone.This essay goes into some deeply personal experiences a
I Get Jealous (opens the original)
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NOTE: Before we get into this week’s essay, I’m going LIVE on Substack this week with the incredible of Passport 2 Pleasure. On Thursday, August 27th, 4pm PT / 7pm ET, we’ll be talking all about how to process jealousy without compromising yourself or your relationship. Click here to get notifications.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iBG0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_prog
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