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SERVING HOT TAKES ON POPULAR CULTURE, FITNESS, WELLBEING AND SWEAT CULTURE. SYNTHESIZING THE ZEITGEIST VIA A WEEKLY ESSAY.
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I tried London’s most expensive workout (opens the original)
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Hello everyone. People who workout regularly know this to be true: fitness classes should be categorised as luxury goods. Reformer costs £28; Barry’s is £25. In New York, classes are generally $40, unless it’s at Forma, where a single session will set you back $75. If classes are your primary source of exercise and you do PAYG, you could spend £100-130 ($130-170) per week on your workouts. In a month, the net-spend on Pilates could get you the following items: a pair of Saint Laurent sunglasses
Satisfy doesn’t think it’s a sports brand (opens the original)
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Hello everyone. I’ve got an exclusive interview with Brice from Satisfy for you this week, which I’ve been sitting on since my trip to Paris—I was the first person through the door of its new store in the Marais. Here, I got the scoop and tried a wild array of experimental drinks. Somehow, it’s already the third week of September. I’ve had a ton of deadlines to get through already this month. Salty will get back to regular programming asap, and I have some exciting new formats I̵
Is this fitness gear really sweat-proof? (opens the original)
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Hello again, everyone, and welcome to this special, end-of-summer bumper weekend edition of Salty, dedicated to all-things sweat. It’s been a summer of performance. The World Cup, Wimbledon, The Commonwealth Games, The US Open, The Tour de France… high-sweat sports have been front of mind. High sweat has also been a fixed state of our own lives, with heatwaves demanding more from our bodies, our minds, our environments, our apparel, and our products.This is the second time Salty has landed in yo
How did sweat become a status symbol? (opens the original)
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Hello everyone. It’s the end of August, and Salty and I are back from our summer vacation. My tan is the best it’s ever been, and I’ve gotten so used to wearing my multi-coloured track shorts and a tank top on repeat that I genuinely have no idea what I’m going to wear when I finally accept the fact that summer is over.Every morning, I wake up and one of the first things I do is open my balcony doors. This morning was the first time in a really long time that I opened them and felt cold<spa
I got plagiarised. Again. (opens the original)
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Hello everyone. It’s 4am on Tuesday, and I cannot sleep. Yesterday, a piece of work was blatantly plagiarised by a floating-head “brand strategist” on Instagram. The story was about women’s golf, which I co-wrote with Beyond—a women-owned insights studio which conducted extensive global research in the field. Our angle was that it was the next Pilates. This floating head lifted his entire script from the story verbatim, and turned it into a reel that got him over 90,000 views and 5,000 shares wi
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