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Robbie The Fire's rundown of the biggest news stories. Live in the future and celebrate being right. This podcast has an incredible track record of being completely unresearchered and almost entirely correct on the worlds biggest issues.
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Forensic Astrology - Robbie Bernstein's | Run Your Mouth pod (opens the original)
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A jury can't decide what to do about a woman who killed her three kids, so the women of TikTok have solved it for them: it was the husband, because husbands don't go to CVS. And given the Pluto placement that day, no Leo would have done this. It defies the science of all astrology. Also in this one: Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America and somebody's getting rich printing the new maps. The Venezuela oil deal broken down as what it really is — a headline with no article attached — including
Your Freedom Costs $6 A Year (opens the original)
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The government's pitch for Flock cameras is stolen cars and missing kids. So I priced it out. The share of your insurance premium that exists because of car theft comes to about six dollars a year — that's the entire upside you're buying with a permanent record of where you drive. And Amber Alert recoveries have sat flat at roughly 45 a year since before Flock existed, because most missing-kid cases are runaways and family abductions, not a stranger pulling a kid into a car. Also this week: Bess
Google Just Doomed Us (opens the original)
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Google spent $10 million buying all of Spirit Airlines' back-end data — every corporate email, every flight route, everything — and they're using it to train their AI models. Rob explains why this, and not the singularity, is how the human race ends up back in caves. Also: Nancy Mace's arm tattoos and the case against going goth in your 50s. Why shaming a dude for having a dad bod is the most feminine thing on the internet. An Iran war update from a guy who has officially reached the "okay, what
Low-Keying The News (opens the original)
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Audio only road episode. Covering The country has given up, SPLC arrests, DT IRAN, Ice Electric Gloves, Cops dressing like bushes, Lesbian Outrage over Lioness, WNBA including men, Aoc isn't woke anymore, trump hiding in food carts and Binface. www.porchtour.com www.robbernsteincomedy.com/events - White Plains Show Sponsors: Sheath.com (Promocode:RYM) Yokratom.com Eagan Painting - https://www.facebook.com/p/Eagan-Painting-100054401474488/
Making it up as we go (opens the original)
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Nobody knows what's going on in the world, and this is the one show honest about the fact that we're making it up as we go. Fifty thousand fighting-aged men invade a Spanish enclave, take a dump, and turn around and go home — and it remains genuinely unclear who got pranked. Rob offers some creative solutions for Iran, including outsourcing the whole invasion in exchange for half the oil. Trump calls off the biggest military action since World War II for roughly the eleventh time and says the Ir
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