HeyJaredRÒWE REPORT
a modern men’s playbook for dating hotter & dressing better.
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5 Men's Outfits for Breaking Hearts & Not Texting Back (opens the original)
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What the Cool Guy is Wearing This Weekend 009 (opens the original)
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One of my favorite things about living near the beach in LA is that there’s always something happening, and everyone genuinely knows everyone. It’s a small enough stretch from Santa Monica into Venic… Read more
How to Smell Really, Really Good (opens the original)
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What’s In The Cool Guy’s Apartment • 002 (opens the original)
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You know the sound a room makes when it’s actually good? It’s not a sound exactly, it’s more of a silence, the specific quiet that happens when everyone stops narrating their own night and just sits in it. Phones go face down without anyone deciding to. Someone pours another glass without asking if they should. Nobody’s checking the time because nobody wants to be the first one to leave.That’s the room I’m about to walk you through. It’s not flashy. It’s the opposite of flashy, and somehow that’
You Have 3 Weeks to Become the Guy Who Ruins Her Fall (opens the original)
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A few years ago, I was working on a huge TV show. One of my many jobs as a producer was to style the cast. All men. All CEOs. All multi-millionaires. You would think that because they were so wealthy and sophisticated and smart and had every advantage in the world, they would have impeccable style, right? Well, here’s the thing.Most of these guys worked insane hours. They were married to their job. Some had stylists and personal shoppers. That meant they might have been wearing the latest brands
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