HeyJaredRotting On The Vine
Part esoteric homesteading guide, part travel guide for the truly lost, part decaying Angelino mom's endless search for the best crap out there. A segment to lead us all on the path of discovery. I am merely a conduit. This is not a trend report.
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- Sep 27, 2026
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TOOLS, VESSELS, WATER BOTTLE GARDENS (opens the original)
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DISCLAIMER: I should come out in saying that one of the main reasons Rotting on the Vine is here is for the affiliate links, which are really getting a bad rap these days. This letter has become a way for me to monetize my curiosity in the face of the giant financial wave that is raising two small children and one small business in 2026. I could hike the paywall up higher each letter, but I would rather share the treats I have gleaned than make it mandatory for you to pay to watch me toil… That
82: “DRESSES” “BOTTOMS” “TOPS” (opens the original)
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(To the reader who spell checked me last week: I know where you live) HI GUYS!!!Fashion week is over, I am no longer obliged to wear heels or close toed shoes (note that obligations are always negotiable; I was in flip flops in some technicolor water on Canal Street at some point last week)After a fashion show, I usually have an insatiable urge to shop, obtain, look at stuff I didn’t make, fill the cup back up. This week the urge she came, but with a little more defiance than usual. Maybe as a p
ECKHAUS LATTA J CREW IS HERE (opens the original)
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The gates are open and the wait is over. Mike and I have been working on this collection for quite a few months. I would be lying if I said it wasn’t incredibly FUN. There are 10 million more items from the J Crew archive we could have riffed on but this collection was whittled and hewn into the perfect distillation of 27 pieces that represent the essen… Read more
81: ECKHAUS LATTA, OTHER PEOPLE’S HOMES, SHOES FOR AGING GAY MEN. (opens the original)
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Someone applied to volunteer backstage at our show and described herself as an aspiring woman… god me too sis. Go easy on me this week, I’ve been in NYC for more than 7 days in a row and mere moments ago returned back home. The fruit at Citarella may be rotten but at least it comes with a tiny fork. Rich people enjoy the ritual of shopping at Citarella to set dress their fridge. A few days later they pay their housekeepers to throw it out so they can do it all again. It doesn’t matter if the con
80: BEDSTUFFS, DURING SUN, AFTER SUN (opens the original)
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Happy New York Fashion Week to those who celebrate. Thank god Joy and I left Malibu to put a delay on our personal lobster fest. We’ve been having a little too much fun in the sun, his freckles are melding together and my lizarding practice has rapidly accelerated. I’m not laying out in any sort of fancy way, just spending hours applying sunscreen to my children and forgetting to apply it to myself.so many things to happening this week. I’m excited to share this last taste of summer as my nose g
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