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Welcome to Rollercoaster Rants, where Ryan & Marcus dive into the wild world of theme parks and roller coasters. From ranking the top rides to sharing thrilling park experiences, each episode brings you along for the ride.
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Ranking the BEST Coasters in Ohio (opens the original)
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Ohio is home to two of the biggest coaster destinations in the country — so what happens when we put their best rides head-to-head?In this episode of Coaster Wars, Ryan and Marcus rank the top roller coasters from Cedar Point and Kings Island to see which rides come out on top.We’re talking everything from massive gigas and hypers to launches, wooden coasters, inversions, airtime machines, and some of the most iconic rides in the state.Which coaster takes the #1 spot? And where do your favorites
We Ranked All 6 Parks From Our Coaster Road Trip (opens the original)
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Ryan and Marcus finally sit down to rank all 6 parks from our coaster road trip — from worst to best. After visiting each park, riding the major coasters, experiencing the food, atmosphere, operations, and overall guest experience, it was time to put everything together and decide which parks impressed us the most. Some rankings were easy. Others were a lot closer than we expected. In this episode, we break down: What each park did really well Where each park fell short Which coaster lineups sto
Remembering Dolly Parton, Disney News & More | Around the Track Ep. 2 (opens the original)
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We begin this episode of Around the Track on a much more somber note as we remember Dolly Parton, who passed away at the age of 80. Dolly’s impact extends far beyond music, and for theme park fans, her connection to Dollywood and the experiences built in the Smoky Mountains have made her an incredibly important figure in this industry. From there, Marcus and Ryan move around the track to discuss some of the biggest stories and developments happening throughout the theme park world. This week we’
We Ranked EVERY Coaster at Holiday World… Including the Water Coasters (opens the original)
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Holiday World has one of the most unique coaster lineups around — especially when you include what’s waiting across the park at Splashin’ Safari.In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, Ryan and Marcus rank EVERY coaster at Holiday World, from worst to best. And this time, we’re not stopping with the traditional roller coasters — we’re also throwing all THREE Splashin’ Safari water coasters into the ranking!Which rides land near the top? Which ones are farther down our lists? And can one of the w
Which Six Flags 2027 Season Pass Is Best for You? (opens the original)
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Six Flags has made some BIG changes to its season passes and add-ons for 2027 — so which pass is actually the best fit for you?In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, Marcus breaks down the new **2027 Six Flags season pass lineup**, using Kings Island pricing as the example while covering changes that impact passholders throughout the Six Flags chain.We’re talking:🎟️ Gold Pass vs. Prestige Pass🌎 New regional park access and the loss of the All-Park Passport option🍔 The completely redesigned 2027
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