HeyJaredRight Twice a Day
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Welcome to Bone Temple Senior Living (opens the original)
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⬆︎⬆︎ This essay was recorded LIVE today as part of The Moment of Truth on the This Is Hell! radio show/podcast, complete with background trash collection noise for ambience. Invite others to experience and subscribe to <span style="color: rgb(69, 129, 1
Et Tu? (opens the original)
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⬆︎⬆︎ This essay was recorded LIVE today as The Moment of Truth on the This Is Hell! radio show/podcast, complete with background trash collection noise for ambience. Invite others to experience and subscribe to Right Twice a Day, and Visit the This Is Hell! website for long form interviews, Rotten History, hangover cures, and more.<div class="captioned
A Dolly Parton tribute (opens the original)
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I recorded this some time in the 1990s under the stage name Jewboy Cain as a kind of follow-up to my one-man show, The Life and Times of Jewboy Cain. Music and lyrics by the late, great Dolly PartonArrangement by the bandBass: Richard BunnDrums: Sarah AllenGuitar and vocals: Jewboy Cain<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Zxnl!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic
Intention vs Interpretation (opens the original)
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Paté Adventures (opens the original)
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Four days ago was “Afternoon Tea Day.” I’m celebrating belatedly with morning coffee. A meme says Afternoon Tea Day is a great day for cake. I’m having homemade chicken liver paté on a couple of different breads.You celebrate in your way, I’ll celebrate in mine.<div class="ima
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