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We’re just guys who love movies more than the average person. Each few weeks, we watch a film (or a few) and break it down with our own mix of stupid opinions and pretentiousness, enough to make it interesting, but not enough to feel like homework.
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We Couldn't Agree on The Backrooms (opens the original)
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Forrest, Liam, and Numbers review The Backrooms (2026), Kane Parsons' transition from viral YouTube horror shorts to full feature film. The verdict is genuinely mixed across the board. Everyone found things to love and things to criticize, the atmosphere mostly lands, and Kane's age became its own conversation. A fun, slightly divided episode on one of the most hyped horror films of 2026.
Obsession Gave Us One of the Scariest Performances of the Year (opens the original)
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Forrest and Liam review Obsession (2026), Curry Barker's breakout horror film starring Inde Navarrette and Michael Johnston. Shot in 20 days on $750,000, it's already one of the most talked-about indie horror films in years... and we loved it. We dig into Inde Navarrette's terrifying performance, Curry Barker's direction, and get into a debate about the complicated nature of Bear as a character.
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