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Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between.
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Did you just FART on my CHIN?! 😭💀 (opens the original)
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This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗 We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode. We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationships, family and how much you should really compromise. As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, qu
Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis? (opens the original)
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This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately
Santa Ponsa, Cat In The Hat & Looksmaxxing (opens the original)
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Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖 This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us. We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make sense when you listen, **Cat in the Hat appearances**. Honestly, don’t ask. We’re also sharing our **
FUNNIEST Episode Yet?!? (opens the original)
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Chaos, Controversial Opinions & Chicken Sandwiches (opens the original)
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CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately. From there, we find ourselves reflecting on visiting the 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York and why it ended up being one of the most emotional and unforgettable experiences we've ever had. We also chat about Ariana Grande, how much she's ch
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