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What are pets for? (opens the original)
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My cat Albert is adorable. He’s brown, black and gray, furry with lynx ears and giant paws. He acquired feline aids (FIV) from fighting cats in St. Louis. He’s been diagnosed with REM sleep disorder, so he looks like he’s having a grand mal seizure every time he falls asleep, urinating while launching himself off of furniture and landing on his head. He wakes up my spouse and me all night thrashing on the bed but if we close the door to our room he will never stop scratching at it. Albert doesn’
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