HeyJaredRearranged with Kev and Tony
Just two guys ruining the internet, one episode at a time.🔥 Dark humor? Check. Bad decisions? Absolutely.🎡 Spin the wheel. Say the thing. Regret nothing.🧠 No filter. No plan. Probably not legal in some states.
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The Infamous Fourth: A Bonus Episode (opens the original)
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Happy Fourth of July… in September. We dug up our long-lost Fourth of July episode and decided it was too unhinged to keep buried. In this bonus episode, Kev & Tony celebrate America the only way they know how: by asking questions absolutely no Founding Father was prepared to answer. We compare America in 1776 to America in 2026, discuss some extremely inconvenient boner moments, break down our favorite Fourth of July movies and songs, and wonder why we celebrate our independence by drinking all
S2, Episode 8 - "Small D Sunday" (opens the original)
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We’re back—and somehow, the flood only made us worse! After a devastating studio flood temporarily took us out, Kevin and Tony have finally returned… darker, more twisted, and with absolutely nothing learned from the experience. This episode, we introduce “Lock & Key,” the revolutionary in-home kit that answers the question nobody asked: What if you could scientifically find the perfect vagina match for your penis? Then we wonder what it would be like to spend an entire day with Tom Cruise—compl
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