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Swamp Puppies, Statistics, and Trusting God (opens the original)
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This episode starts with Beau remembering the time an alligator — also known as a swamp puppy, dinosaur dog, or whatever else Florida has decided to call it — absolutely deleted a goose beside the 13th hole of a golf course. Brett responded by sticking his tee shot within three feet. Naturally, we move from there into mathematics. In this solo episode of Quite Frankly, Beau talks about fantasy football drafts, fiber-maxing with black beans, ergodicity, neuroplasticity, probability, why repeated
Golf Carts, Cletus, and Conviction (opens the original)
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This episode starts with Beau and Brett taking a golf cart out for dessert in The Villages. Simple enough. Then the gate opens. Despite a sign that clearly says “No Carts Past This Point,” the boys enter a two-lane roundabout, find themselves driving alongside actual automobiles, get chased and yelled at by an elderly gentleman eventually named Cletus, escape with cheesecake, get lost for another 30 minutes, and later encounter the aftermath of a golf-cart accident. Naturally, they have some fee
Great Clips, German Cockroaches, and Marriage (opens the original)
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This episode starts with Beau getting a $9.99 Great Clips haircut from a young elderly gentleman named Gary. Gary has thoughts. He doesn't like people. He doesn't like kids. He has never been married and doesn't plan on changing that. He does, however, deeply love his nieces and nephews, believes children need to experience funnel cakes, owns approximately an animal kingdom, and has extensive opinions about a corporate merger from 1993. Naturally, this becomes an episode about Christian marriage
The Bugs Were Not the Problem (opens the original)
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This episode starts with Beau, two roommates, an underground Gainesville apartment, and a German cockroach population apparently determined to establish its own sovereign nation. The obvious solution was cleaning the counters. Except the counters weren’t the problem. In this solo episode of Quite Frankly, Beau talks about apartment infestations, finding the root cause instead of treating symptoms, people-pleasing, pride, serving Gainesville’s houseless community, learning to ask for help, scramb
Pork Knuckles, William Taft, and The Holiday Inn (opens the original)
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This episode starts with Brett at an aviation conference in Fort Lauderdale witnessing elite-level hotel lobby chaos. And somehow, that is one of the more normal parts of the episode. Somewhere between bad Omni pillows, William Howard Taft sightings, forehead kisses at the bar, Scott Erickson aviation class memories, nursery goldfish ministry, oil-change mercy, leg-day science, Timmy the Hungarian pork-knuckle master, Saucy’s drive-thru romance, the Richardson wedding, and Brett accidentally bec
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