HeyJaredQualified Nonsense
Qualified Nonsense is a podcast wherein lifelong friends aim to answer life's pressing, and not-so-pressing, questions using their lived experiences and insight in a fun and less-than-qualified manner.
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- Sep 7, 2026
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Precious Family Memories, Coming to a Dumpster Near You (opens the original)
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We open things up on a downer note by discussing the passing of Dolly Parton, our favorite songs of hers, and separating the art from the artist. We then get into how to properly dispose of old family heirlooms no one wants, and which skill we would choose to compete against 100 people in a battle to the death. Plus, we talk about how we’re not confident in any of our skills, lasting legacies after we die, and more uplifting content! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.c
For Sale: Children’s Couch, Never Smoked On (opens the original)
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This week, we open the show talking about podcast statistics and how you, reading this right now, can help us grow! We then head into the content mines by answering some questions from reddit where we look at things that were once considered a sign of status that are now seen as cheap or cringey. Plus, we talk about Facebook Marketplace returns, a child possibly addicted to cigarettes, Brandon’s recent Ebay selling, stretch limos, Jake’s old Toyota Tercel, monocoque construction in vehicles, and
Impress Your Friends by Learning Identity Theft (opens the original)
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After Matt donned his new shades in the last episode, the rest of the gang joins him with sunglasses and backwards hats for no particular reason. Jake opens by reporting sad news about friend-of-the-show, Eli, and the future of Stumblebum Beer Co. We then get a little lighter by talking about skills that take less than an hour to learn that makes one look like a genius. We also figure out the etiquette of showing up to a friend’s house early. Plus, we talk stealing credit card numbers, picking l
That Boy Ain’t Wrong (opens the original)
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Welcome to the introduction of cool sunglass Matt! Check out our Youtube Channel to see his new specs! After lavishing him with praise, we talk about pay-it-forward chains at drive-thrus, things that younger generations are rejecting, ways to scam your credit card company, old man complaints about our vision and hearing loss, the comeback of cigarettes, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast
All Work and No Bidet Makes Matt a Dull Boy (opens the original)
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The boys are all back from traveling and vacationing and we are back to our regular recording setups this week. We open the show talking about our whereabouts, including a lengthy discussion of Matt’s newfound love of bidets. Plus, we into viewing luxury properties under false pretenses, how long is too long to wait for food at a restaurant before ditching, plus we talk about or dinnertimes, Jake’s experience in the restaurant world, and more! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsen
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