HeyJaredPut Your Face In It
A newsletter about love, music, partnership and many things esoteric. Personal essays, eerie fiction, and poetry.
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I Will Not Eat Cat Poop! (opens the original)
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Before I publish more heartfelt musings on my life via the next instalment of my autobiographical series, The Shaky Mover I decided to return to my roots and write you a good old fashioned millenial stream-of-consciousness blog entry with a healthy dose of snark. I hope you enjoy it! <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!47Xj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F874b776
Talking Is Easier Than Writing (opens the original)
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Talking is so much easier than writing.Speaking, for me, is effortless. Writing takes time. Maybe it takes the same amount of time as talking, but it’s a different kind of time. It’s hard time. It’s more concentrated and more visceral. It’s taking words individually by the hand and walking them uphill, someplace else entirely. It’s magnifying their meaning, or conversely, shrinking it down. It’s stirring them into batter and then baking an entire cake. It’s waiting while they bake, and inhaling
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