HeyJaredPushing 70 Without Flooring It
Almost 70 still-hyper wrink guiding you through aging with snark, humor and bluntness. Let a left-handed, two uteri-d, mayo-hating, bipolar Virgo with a PhD in foulmouthery and a limited skillset from 30 years on the radio tell you how to live!
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- Sep 24, 2026
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- Jul 9, 2026
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Damn It, I Can’t Be Funny and Physically Ill at the Same Time! (opens the original)
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Some Computer History and Tech Mindf**ks for Non-Tech-Challenged Wrinks (opens the original)
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On Seeing “Tony” and a Lifetime of Service (opens the original)
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On Turning 70, Still Pushing and Value Slams (opens the original)
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Stupid Shit I Did as a Kid That Was Stupid Even by Kid Standards (opens the original)
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