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We are the Professionally Average Podcast, where we get to do what we do best and that's Talking' Sh*t & Telling' Lies! Grab ya a cold gold, sit back and enjoy the show!
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Golf Cart Karma Is REAL 😂⛳ (opens the original)
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This week on Professionally Average , West Virginia gave us the full experience. 😂 We start with Connection 304 Appalachian Ale from Parkersburg Brewing Company—which talked a BIG game on the can... and earned itself a brutal ONE STAR. ⭐ Then Mothman Black IPA from Greenbrier Valley Brewing Company shows up. We hate IPAs. It's black. It's 6.7%. There's a cryptid on the can. This should've gone TERRIBLY. Instead... THREE STARS. ⭐⭐⭐ Apparently Mothman knows how to brew a beer. 😂 Then Carp takes us
This 8.7% Beer Started Sunday Funday FAST (opens the original)
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We hate IPAs. Like… legitimately don't like them. So naturally, this week on Professionally Average we decided the best possible idea was to review TWO OF THEM. 😂🍺 First up is Bane of Existence from Hitchhiker Brewing Company—a Pittsburgh IPA that we were completely prepared to destroy before we ever tasted it. Except… we actually liked the damn thing. Then we stepped up to DirtWolf Double IPA from Victory Brewing Company at a casual 8.7% ABV , and things escalated accordingly. 😂 🍺 Two Pennsylva
We Took a Month Off… Apparently We Needed It 😂 (opens the original)
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After a month away… Professionally Average is BACK. Life happened. Work happened. Summer happened. And somehow we finally got Josh and Carp back in the studio at the same time. 😂 First order of business: crown the King of Q2. 👑🍺 After a quarter filled with everything from Unicorn Farts and Apple Butter Ale to Mountain Beer, Hellfire Alchemist, Runaway Beer Truck and Pseudo Sue, we finally have our second beer headed to THE FINAL POUR . And naturally, after handling official business, everything
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