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What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out! Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps.
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Ken Cheng Has FINALLY Solved Racism - And It Involves Other People Buying Him Stuff (opens the original)
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Joining Will today is comedian, writer and former professional poker player Ken Cheng. Ken tells us how he managed to solve racism in his Instagram DMs by getting someone who had sent him racist slurs to buy him a mahjong set as an apology. Elsewhere, Ken explains why winning Genius Game has completely ruined playing games for him, his worrying addiction to mobile games, and his memories of Quibi (the short-form streaming service that no one else remembers). We also find out about Ken's upcoming
Bilal Zafar Still Plays Angry Birds Like It's 2011 (opens the original)
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Joining Will today is comedian and writer Bilal Zafar. Bilal takes us through his phone, where we discover an alarming obsession with Angry Birds, his suspicious habit of retweeting Alan Sugar's most bizarre tweets, and an endless collection of to-do lists that somehow only seem to create more things to do. We also dive into billionaire Bryan Johnson's increasingly strange quest to live forever, why anyone on the internet knows anything about his son's erectile measurements, and whether self-imp
Jonathan Oldfield Teaches Us How To Go Viral, How To Make Pasta "The Traditional Way" & How To Lowball on Vinted (opens the original)
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Jonathan Oldfield takes us through his phone, where we discover his suspiciously wholesome obsession with watching Italian nonnas make pasta "the traditional way", his heated Vinted reviews, and why we end up buying him a vintage Casio watch live on the podcast. We also hear his genuinely terrible podcast pitch, The Rest Is Venom , where Bear Grylls and Amanda Holden are repeatedly injected with venom for reasons that never become entirely clear. Jonathan attempts to justify following a fashion
Exposing Sophie Garrad's SCANDALOUS Hen Party (opens the original)
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Sophie Garrad has over 1000 daily reminders on her phone... and she think it's normal. Sophie takes us through the absolute chaos that is her phone, including the worrying number of incest jokes she somehow keeps finding herself making, her scandalous hen party and settles the age-old question of exactly how many cookies is too many cookies. Along the way we find out why weddings turn otherwise sensible people completely feral, whether your phone says more about you than you'd like to admit, and
Molly-Rose Treves Accidentally Became a Lawyer in Thailand (opens the original)
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This episode brings us the most UNBELIEVABLE story yet. Molly-Rose Treves explains how a trip to Thailand ended with her friend being accused of stealing a motorbike, landing in prison, and Molly somehow pretending to be her lawyer... and apparently winning the case. Elsewhere we get into Molly's sudden fascination with Buddhist beliefs, her addiction to listening to positive affirmations, why Sunny-D deserves more respect, and her deeply personal vendetta against the board game Catan. Guest Bio
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