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Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold…
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244 – Everything Goes Sideways (opens the original)
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Okay, phew. That's the first wave (almost) down, and (mostly) everyone's still alive. What else could they have to throw at the Arx? Oh. Oh my. Grickx gets notified. Wealthy leaves no footprints in the sand. Cool Ranch Vons has a nice chat. Jyessi reunites with an old friend. Nacho Cheese Vons gets broken glass everywhere. Steamboat Willie shoos away a bird. Scheduling note! No new episode 9/9. We had an unexpected interruption to our recording schedule and so we have to skip a week. (Also, sorr
243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History (opens the original)
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The defense of the Arx continues as it descends slowly towards the ground. It's even doing so in a controlled fashion! So that's nice. Less nice are the corrupted infantry, tigers, and minotaurs, oh my! Grickx is ready to fly the Bug Stomper. Nacho Cheese Vons brings the frag to his grenade. Jyessi keeps firm in her stance on the Corruption. Steamboat Willie does the most metal thing imaginable. Cool Ranch Vons leaves behind a nice surprise. Wealdroa gets a new perspective on events. Check us ou
242 – Beginning Approach (opens the original)
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Let's land this thing! It's a giant mountain, how hard can it be? The party forms ranks with the rest of the defenders of the Arx and stands ready to take on whatever the Corruption will throw at them. Perhaps literally. Steamboat Willie works an angle. Jyessi gives Annie Oakley a run for her money. Nacho Cheese Vons calls down the fury of the heavens. Grickx orienteers. Cool Ranch Vons gets the deets. Wealdroa brings the boom. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
241 – Allocating the Resources (opens the original)
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It's time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, uh, loyal battlefield allies! Yes. That. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA030 – Leveling to 12! (opens the original)
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It's time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general populace. Because SOCIALISM. Grickx breaks the game. Steamboat judges air strike strategies. Jyessi's sword is more powerful than magic. Wealdroa makes their mech slippery. Nacho Cheese Vons brings out a part of himself thought long-forgotten. Co
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