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Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold…

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Sep 27, 2026
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  1. Episode · Sep 27, 2026

    246 – It Fooshes (opens the original)

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    A cavalry charge plunges through the Arx defenders, and the party tries to stop it any way they can. They're going to take all the king's horses and all the king's men, and make sure they can never, ever be put back together again. Hopefully. Steamboat Willie starts a merger. Nacho Cheese Vons makes his own sound effects. Wealdroa drops acid. Grickx channels Matt LeBlanc. Cool Ranch Vons breaks party tradition. Jyessi rides the wave. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

  2. Episode · Sep 22, 2026

    245 – A Very Sudden Deceleration Over a Short Period of Time (opens the original)

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    The Arx tries the fast way down. After all, what's a little terminal velocity between a flying mountain and a hard place? Plus, it probably still counts as a landing if you're in contact with the surface at the finish, even if you're in several thousand far-flung pieces. Really, if you think about it, crashing is just minimum viable product! Grickx tells his foes to chill out. Cool Ranch Vons grapples with his situation. Wealdroa has THAT ex show up at a party. Nacho Cheese Vons finds a new and

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