HeyJaredPortmansheau
Sophisticated toilet humor featuring: Andrew: A Jewishy-washy child ninja turned autoneurotic, prematurely old man, who's had it with fictional ghosts triggering his non-fictional anxiety.Puke: A gently misanthropic Army veteran obsessed with sound effects who's had it with…
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717: Can You Hear Other Vegetables? (opens the original)
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Episode 717: Puke hasn’t memorized the names of all the gay old musicians Brett likes. This makes Brett and Andrew mad. Weird Al was never on Cooking with Coolio. The tale of Andrew’s beautiful old Honda CRV going missing from Brett’s house and where it was found. The greatest car ever made according to Andrew was in Street Fighter 2. How many cars have we all had towed?
716: Peter’s Pants Are Not the Point! (opens the original)
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Episode 716: Videos are not podcasts! Ads make us rage! Trump made his own pledge of allegiance to himself. Peter makes pants. Juan Valdez Columbian coffee donkey man. A 9/11 wedding! Andrew buys Puke more hats. Gabriela has shoes. Brett can’t stop looking at boys thighs. Pronouncing “clafoutis”. Polymath Park for Frank Loyd Wright losers. Increasing anxiety when showering during a storm. How to replace a van lightbulb. Pressing a button could have saved hundreds of dollars!
715: What Happens If You Don’t Succeed at Fuck Camp? (opens the original)
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Episode 715: We're all in our 40's now! Brett sees too many big thighs. Andrew's three jokes. Are dolphins living in poop and the 5th dimension? Naming African countries. Local flavor in the airport lounge. Puke's wheel choice is vindicated! Brett builds furniture in the streets. Andrew get's video proof that he was wrong at autocross. "The Lobster", "Interstellar", and the best sequels according to Andrew.
714: What Man Ever Got Anywhere In Hollywood Because of His Tits? (opens the original)
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Episode 714: We have internet gremlins! How does “John” respond to phone calls? It’d be better if you had big tits. Precision of language. Puke changes tires and wheels on the racecar; Andrew is enraged. Calculating pounds per square centimeter. The definition of “okay”. Spider crickets. Tom the Mime delights Andrew. What is Zombo dot com? How many Pittsburgh movies have we seen?
713: Exponential Sclerosis (opens the original)
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Episode 713: We’re back after a 3 week hiatus and forget to mention it’s now year 16 of Puke and the Gang / Portmansheau! Brett has an uncle that’s over all these fancy sandwiches. Camping is boring. Goose bustin’ at the Henry Ford Museum. Andrew eats the perfect sandwich. Sloppy Joe. Poo water and flooded plumbing. Andrew almost dies on a ski lift in a Kentucky thunderstorm.
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