HeyJaredPoetry & Purpose
Grew up in Hawaii, moved to Germany (Berlin) to study the Middle Ages and become a writer. I write about cats and crime, politics and happiness, the art of writing and the wisdom of ancient books, Mormonism and the Middle Ages, and why we live.
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Queen Lizzy (opens the original)
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Queen Lizzy (opens the original)
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She ate only meat. She never closed a door behind her. She tormented her love label little Chihuahua. After we made love, she hit me. Short story by Grumpy Old Writer. (Here’s the written version)
Would you sleep with Eva Braun? (opens the original)
The Labors of Bastet (opens the original)
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The Labors of Bastet (opens the original)
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