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Hosted by Jonathan and Jeannette, longtime friends of 25 years and unapologetic botany degenerates. They’re not here to tell you what to plant or how to grow it, but to banter, gossip, and lovingly complain about all things green.
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Wet Hot European Garden Summer (opens the original)
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Jonathan and Jeannette speed-date Italian and English garden designs. We uncover their green flags, red flags, and all the control freakery hidden behind the hedges. We decide which garden we'd swipe right on and what design principles we’ll steal for our own gardens, and what can stay across the pond. But first, our garden status updates where Jonathan gardens for his ex and asks if using bloodmeal puts his vegetarianism at risk. Jeannette swears off seeds for good and updates us on the fates o
Try Weeds! Bonus Video: Yellow Woodsorrel Lemonade (opens the original)
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Video available on YouTube and Spotify ! Watch Jonathan drink a refreshing glass of garden debris! You can identify yellow woodsorrel and see how the lemonade is made by clicking on the link to either our YouTube or Spotify channels. Watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/O8lsPtM4s4A Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
Bonus Cutting: My ADHD Garden (opens the original)
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In this bonus episode, we continue our conversation from Plants, Pain, and Prozac and get into gardening with ADHD. We look at how the ADHD brain functions and why this can be a help and hinderance once we get outdoors. Check us out on all our platforms for some bonus Try Weed videos! Instagram: @plant.sluts.pod TikTok: @plant.sluts YouTube: @PlantSlutsPod If you've read this far, we'd love a rating & quick review. Help this messy garden grow! Find out more at https://plant-sluts.pinecast.co
Plants, Pain and Prozac: Gardening with Chronic Problems (opens the original)
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In this episode Jonathan and Jeannette talk about gardening with chronic pain, stress and depression. After the trauma dump it gets optimistic with some tips on how to make it less painful and we go over studies that suggest it may even be helping our terrible moods. But first they share their garden status updates (complaints), Jeannette proposes a new segment and Jonathan spills the tea on the new Community Garden gestapo. Sources: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9389296/ https://pmc.
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