HeyJaredPitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen.
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- Aug 28, 2026
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The End (opens the original)
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"So, this is it. We're going to die." -- Arthur Dent That felt a little bit appropriate. Sorry if it freaked you out. It's the very last episode, y'all. Am I sniffling as I type this? You better believe it. This has been one hell of a ride. We love you. So long. Farewell. Auf wiedersehen. Goodbye. POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE! https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com Profits support this ol' retired podcaster right here! We love you for listening! Please take a moment t
She's Shitting on my Shoulder (opens the original)
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Big announcement in the show intro. Huge. Ya gotta listen to find out! How to be more present and purposeful in your life instead of floating along and just reacting to the shit that happens to you, using a few witchy YouTubers as inspiration! Links for them both below. Peeves: Big box stores appropriating "Summerween" and "Code Orange." Bushes blocking the view of traffic. Promos: Chatsunami https://www.chatsunami.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like The '70s (opens the original)
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I guess you had to be there. And by there we mean the 1970s. Smells and textures that you just can't understand if you were born after 1980. And if you're old like us, enjoy this very weird walk down memory lane! Peeves: People who park on the street and post bullshit comments! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE! https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com Profits support this podcast right he
Hubba Hubba! (opens the original)
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Heat, bugs, and peeling skin... it must be summer! Pitney remembers Spike-sitting. Amelia ponders making money off her feet. A discussion about eggs veers into memories from Guatemala and a slur in Spanish. Such fun! Peeves: Misuse of words like "genre" and "aesthetic" and phrases like "real food." Promos: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS
ADH-Whee! (opens the original)
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Take a trip through our ADHD brains! How it feels to be on constant "side quests," and how to make life work for the brain you have. Then, since we have no need to keep to a topic this week, we were free to take the winding road from managing the excess flesh after weight loss, and the joys of Velveeta and cruciferous greens. Peeves: That big romance trope & those nonsensical suffixes. PRIDE, POLITICAL, AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE! https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com Promo:
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