HeyJaredPIGPEN
Material history, styling, and how to shop secondhand. Named after my dog, Pig.
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- Sep 30, 2026
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- Aug 28, 2026
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PUCCI IS THE ONLY THING THAT FITS ME RIGHT NOW (opens the original)
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In the last 6 months, I’ve gained an amount of weight (no idea how much, as I don’t own a scale) that no one has noticed, including me, until I realized it rendered about 60% of my closet unwearable. Is it summer hedonism, my new medication, my new weight-lifting protocol, getting older, or living closer to more of my haunts so I don’t walk as much…does it matter? I wore my stretchy Pucci set for most of August, and entered fashion week both bored and demoralized. I’m a straight-sized white woma
THE NEW-OLD RETAIL (opens the original)
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As a child, on every Christmas, birthday, and many unremarkable days that ended in Y, I would gather my parents to present detailed decks of the latest outfits, scents, and toys that captivated me. Every so often, my mom and I would make a pilgrimage to a local department store to pick out a few things, spraying ourselves with perfume at the counters, rubbing makeup on the back of my hands, and arguing in the dressing room about what would make the cut. Exhausted by sheer indulgence, we would en
funny, lucky, cute_2 (opens the original)
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For three years, I’ve taken note of funny, lucky, or cute things that happen to or around me. Read the original if you missed it. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="455.8155737704918" src="http
SHEDDING VELVET (opens the original)
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I WROTE THIS FOR MY FRIENDS WHO ASKED ABOUT THE JAMES TURRELL INSTALLATION I VISITED IN AARHUS. ‘AS SEEN BELOW’ IS TURRELL’S 100th SKYSPACE. A CONCRETE DOME BATHED IN SOIL AND GRASS, THE STRUCTURE IS 130 FEET IN DIAMETER AND HOUSES 1,100 ARTIFICIAL LIGHTS, PLUS ONE SKYLIGHT, INTENDED TO CHANGE THE WAY WE PERCEIVE LIGHT. I VISITED THE DOME AT TWILIGHT SUNSET.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!bxlu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/htt
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