HeyJaredPhil’s Erotic Endeavours
The NSFW musings of a middle-aged, sex-obsessed, highly intelligent, autistic guy. Be warned, I mean it about it being NSFW - if you’re a minor in your country, or you don’t like smutty writing, leave now!
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- Sep 29, 2026
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A Tale of Two Titties (and a Cock) IX (opens the original)
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{This post is very definitely NSFW; it is also entirely unsuitable material if you’re underage in your locality; only read on if you’re an adult and you like explicitly sexy stories.}[Fantasy! Lesbian sex with a transgender woman; use of restraints. All ‘participants’ are adult, imaginary, and entirely fictional - any resemblance to a real person is sheer coincidence.]It was dark; properly dark; pitch dark; black cat in a coal cellar dark; wave your hand in front of your nose and not be able to
A Tale of Two Titties (and a Cock) VIII (opens the original)
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{This post is very definitely NSFW; it is also entirely unsuitable material if you’re underage in your locality; only read on if you’re an adult and you like explicitly sexy stories.}[Fantasy! Restraints; dubious consent; human ‘sacrifice’; ancient religion and other ‘mumbo-jumbo’. All ‘participants’ are adult, imaginary, and entirely fictional - any resemblance to a real person is sheer coincidence.]“Phew,” said Astarte, “that took long enough! I thought the stuff was never going to take effect
A Tale of Two Titties (and a Cock) VII (opens the original)
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{This post is very definitely NSFW; it is also entirely unsuitable material if you’re underage in your locality; only read on if you’re an adult and you like explicitly sexy stories.}[Fantasy! Lesbian group sex with a trans woman, including ‘pegging’. All ‘participants’ are adult, imaginary, and entirely fictional - any resemblance to a real person is sheer coincidence.]Kneeling between my legs, with her enormous, softly natural, tits wrapped around my cock, was Lena, the flight attendant with t
Busted! (opens the original)
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issued a ‘flash fiction’ challenge on Friday (yeah, I’m a day or three late!) - to write a story about an elevator (in British English I suppose/hope she means ‘lift’) - less than 500 words and definitely no explicit sex… So, here goes…I was already in the lift when she got in. She pressed 22 - I noticed that. Actually, she was hard not to notice. A toned but curvy figure in jeans and a tight, low-cut tee-shirt, which accentuated the swell of her breasts far more than it concealed them - and it
A Tale of Two Titties (and a Cock) VI (opens the original)
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A Tale of Two Titties (and a Cock)Chapter Six of a fantastical tale of weird dreams and altered realities{This post is very definitely NSFW; it is also entirely unsuitable material if you’re underage in your locality; only read on if you’re an adult and you like explicitly sexy stories.}[Fantasy! FF, FFF, sapphic sex involving a transgender woman. All ‘participants’ are adult, imaginary, and entirely fictional - any resemblance to a real person is sheer coincidence.]I lay there, my cock still tw
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