HeyJaredPetrea Burchard
Author, audiobook narrator, social media slacker and wannabe nomad. Looking for ways to get out in the world.
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- Sep 28, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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Heaven is right here, right now (opens the original)
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Click below if you’d like me to read this post to you (it’s me, never AI).<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1773" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!21-o!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good
A Big Stink (opens the original)
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Listen to this post (me, never AI):First, I want to thank you for being here. I’ve been away and I’m back—a little early. I made a big stink about walking Hadrian’s Wall, didn’t I? I sure did. I planned for months, worked out and walked miles and miles to get in shape. I saved my money, made arrangements, obsessed (maybe too much)……and I failed.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!izc1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/ht
Heading out for a bit... (opens the original)
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Listen to this post here (always me, never AI):I’ve mentioned before that I’m heading out on a bucket list trip this fall, to walk the 84-mile Hadrian’s Wall Path in northern England. I’m not going to post the dates because—well, internet—but it’s soon, and I’m feeling pressure (self-imposed) to make sure everything’s ready before I go.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!yRS4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/http
Live, Love, Laugh, Zip up your pants (opens the original)
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You can listen to this post here (it’s me, never AI).<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="277" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!itMK!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A
Goody Two Shoes (opens the original)
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Listen to this post here. Today, I’d say listening is the better option.In seventh grade, my classmates gave me the “Goody Two Shoes” award. They made it up. Special. Just for me. It really hurt my feelings.<source type="
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