HeyJaredPerfectly Unsuitable
Short, sardonic, unfiltered life stories. Memory is imperfect, a good story matters more than perfect accuracy.
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- 6
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- Sep 30, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
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Or Do We Become the Corset? (opens the original)
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I’ve been gone for a minute, delivering my firstborn to college. I’ve got a lot stored up. Might want to subscribe.I started watching the new series of My Brilliant Career.Ther
Have you ever actually looked at your vulva? (opens the original)
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Keep reading the uncomfortable stuff.I’ve given birth. Twice. Vaginally. And I couldn’t accurately describe my own vulva.It’s like your ear. You know it’s there. Relevant sh
Is Love and Attention the Same Thing? (opens the original)
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Stay curious. Subscribe.A man can pay extraordinary attention to you while actively ruining your life. Stalkers are famously attentive. So that should settle it.<div class="captioned-
The Dumb Dumb Tragedy Lottery. Maybe. (opens the original)
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Educated Guesses. (opens the original)
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Curiosity is my only real qualification. Everything else is just research, pattern recognition, and poor impulse control.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable
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