HeyJaredPerfect Crimes
Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.
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Tori O'Kane Wants to Stand Her Ground By Running You Over (opens the original)
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First of all, thanks so much for sticking with us while we get our production schedule together. Second--how often have you wanted to hit some asshole with your car? All the time, right? Well, have we got a criminal mastermind for you. Tori O'Kane tells us all about how she'd take her road rage out on the people who deserve it.
Anton Monteleone Blows Our Minds Without Even Taking His Pants Off (opens the original)
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Which is pretty impressive for one of the two most famous Naked Magicians touring the country these days. Strap in for some mentalism, some jokes, and dare I say, just a little bit of magic from your favorite criminal consultants.
JB Alan Gets The Boys Drunk (opens the original)
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We've got JB Alan back fresh from his trip to Japan, and boy did we have a time. I would love, LOVE to tell you what his crime is, but the main thing I remember about this episode is the bottle of scotch JB broke out at the start. Look, I'm sure it's great. Give the the thing a listen.
Rich Condon Wants To... Look if We Put This One in the Title I'm Definitely Going to Have to Talk to the FBI (opens the original)
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Okay, look. I want to remind EVERYONE that we are comedians and nothing we say should ever be taken seriously. Rich has some interesting ideas, let me put it that way. And if you listen to the episode, I think you can agree with me that he's certainly come up with a bold idea for a crime. That being said, if this description ever gets read in court, let me remind everyone here that the First Amendment exists and we are simply exercising our rights as American/Belgian citizens. I mean, people wal
OUR FIFTIETH EPISODE WITH GABE COHON (opens the original)
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Holy cow people. 50 episodes? Sometimes you get caught up in the glamour of being the best criminal consultants in Boston to the point you forget to actually consult people on their crimes. We're back to basics in this episode. It's a dark, gritty, Christopher Nolan-esque reboot with the very funny Gabe Cohon. Know who you are around this guy folks, he's coming for your identity.
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