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Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Sep 28, 2026
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Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 28, 2026

    I don’t have time for the big autumn lock in (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!uPjp!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff4839c1f-f246-499e-a1d8-0f41d4637f70_1919x1079.pn

  2. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    Taylor Swift is turning into that friend (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="714" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DyF9!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffeb9a035-5b51-45ff-a066-82162c1d7649_1294x714.png"

  3. Issue · Sep 5, 2026

    Betting on yourself is hard to do (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!u3-Q!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0b60ff36-a25e-445d-81b2-972c19344086_1919x1079.pn

  4. Issue · Aug 31, 2026

    All I do is negotiate with the world (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Neutral tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KL0a!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc59b4d62-a70f-4f16-a0f9-869d4a2e4359_1919x1079.pn

  5. Issue · Jul 22, 2026

    The internet hates Gracie Abrams (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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