HeyJaredPatient Zero
I write about attaining autistic freedom to be real in a fake world.
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- Sep 25, 2026
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- Jul 12, 2026
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Chudstack 7 (opens the original)
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It’s been 2 months. A lot has happened. I will continue to capture the vibe of it.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1231" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K6tP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsub
Why Shitposting is a valid philosophy. (opens the original)
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Vibe Coding (opens the original)
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Step 1: Dead Wigger Storage<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1166" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HU3j!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.co
Social Manipulation & Counter-Strats (opens the original)
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I love Walt Bismarck’s elaborate deep dives of social heuristics that fly past the head of autists because he’s literally me in this regard. I love this topic and I love his mind so much that I don’t read his articles because they’re too long and that ruins both for me.This is my millionth article doing what he does but in much less words so retards like me can quickly digest and apply it to Corpo World.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Rb
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