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Pardon My French

A visual guide to thinking and speaking like a French Person

Newsletter · By Zoé Albert · English · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Sep 25, 2026
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Jul 3, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 25, 2026

    To have the melon (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1143" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ykag!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5dbb49be-ba17-4514-bf6b-26e7de7b8e19_3670x2881.

  2. Issue · Sep 16, 2026

    To have a spider on the ceiling (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1591" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!J6sA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F324e5391-6a3b-4981-b594-6bd0f76d7347_2892x3161.

  3. Issue · Sep 9, 2026

    To have the cockroach (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mtZT!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5be2eac8-660c-4fcf-a343-ab9df70945f2_2048x2772.

  4. Issue · Aug 28, 2026

    To sweeten the strawberries (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="2446" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!k-0m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdb55ee8b-89ca-45fc-b202-dcce9af5dae2_2028x2446.

  5. Issue · Aug 13, 2026

    To have a hair in one's hand (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="2478" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!A8Ma!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3c3c559-6b8a-4641-9667-e3b9bc431db4_2149x2478.

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