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Welcome to Outrage Archives, where no story is too outrageous to be retold. We’re your favourite unfiltered duo, diving headfirst into our shared vault of questionable decisions, chaoticnights, and the kind of “you had to be there” moments that probably should’ve stayed in…
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Ruby Crashed the Bound Apparel Van... (opens the original)
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What a WEEK 😭💗 We’re recovering from Bound Apparel’s 6th birthday, the pink launch and possibly one too many events. We recap the customer night, a minor incident involving the van and a pole, and a night out that left us questioning every decision we’ve ever made. We also chat Katie Taylor, Westlife, Lily Phillips, our latest documentary obsessions and Abbie casually reveals some VERY exciting travel plans including a gifted safari to South Africa and a potential ski trip 👀 Then it’s time for R
We Left Electric Picnic After 5 Hours… (opens the original)
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We’re back from Electric Picnic… although some of us only lasted FIVE HOURS 😭 This week we’re debriefing the absolute chaos of EP, flooded tents, questionable festival decisions and why leaving early might have been the best decision we made all weekend. We also chat all things BOUND PINK 💗, the madness behind the launch video, Ruby embarrassing herself at the cinema, boyfriends disappearing for an entire day, sharing locations, relationship “final straws” and plenty more. As always, it somehow
PINK IS HERE 💗 (opens the original)
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This week, Abbie and Ruby are talking all things pink takeover, the pink tracksuits, pink cars, pink office and everything they’ve been doing for BOUND Apparel’s birthday. The girls also get into The Weeknd, their festival eras, the epidemic of engagements AND breakups happening right now, and whether they’re officially getting too old for Electric Picnic. Plus, Rager rants gets absolutely unhinged with a holiday story involving stolen cocktail decorations, a mysterious “Power Ranger” Hosted on
RUBY HAS A PARASITE?! 😭 (opens the original)
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Welcome back Ragers! This week, Abbie reveals the results of one of the strangest health tests she's ever done — which apparently discovered she has a PARASITE living inside her… and the possible culprit might be her lifelong refusal to wash her berries. Ruby gives us the full update on her boob job consultation, from trying different implant sizes to the slightly embaressing experience of sending consultation photos to a clinic We also catch up on Big Grill, our plans for Electric Picnic, Bound
ABBIE'S DAD WALKED OUT AFTER SHE ADMITTED THIS… (opens the original)
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The girls are back with A LOT to catch up on 😭 Abbie gives us the full All Together Now debrief from going to the festival alone, experiencing a genuine peak life moment at the Red Bull stage and a mystery bird getting into the tent, to the FOMO Ruby was experiencing from home. Then somehow Abbie manages to lose her suitcase BEFORE even getting on the flight to Italy… We also get into embarrassing laser appointments, being recognised in the worst possible situations, overhearing a very wholesome
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