HeyJaredOur Sh*t Podcast.
Two millennials stumbling through adulthood while mentally stuck in the '90s, wondering when we're supposed to start feeling like real grown-ups.
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Gal Gadot, we have a script for you! (opens the original)
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What would you actually do if catastrophe struck right now? Chloe and Lady M find themselves trapped in a burning office block at the Shard, thanks to a helicopter crash, the flooded city below crawling with man-eating sharks, and a crazy mob outside plus we have to deal with Jill, who let's be honest isn't our favourite co-worker. Naturally, the plan involves sacrificing Jill, going toe-to-toe with sharks using an industrial stapler, and negotiating a McDonald's order for the monkey army mid-cr
Does Sneezing Offend Jesus? (opens the original)
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This week we're unpacking the stuff that's totally fine... until you actually think about it. Who should really be in charge of the big red button (spoiler: it's us). What it would look like if we got fat, put on a suit, and rode a motorcycle shaking our tits down the high street. How big we'd be "down there" if we'd been born men (Answer: HUGE) We also uncover irrefutable evidence that Jesus was, in fact, a pimp - sorry in advance to anyone raised religious. Plus it's officially Vagina Day. Str
Mr Yakusami & the Fifth Dimension (opens the original)
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It was Lady M's birthday last week, which means it's time to get morbid this week. To celebrate another trip round the sun, we crack open IMDb's death list and turns out we're both spectacularly bad at knowing who's famous. Then there's the shocking case of Dolly (spoiler: Jolene did it, we're calling it, case closed). We run through who we're quietly hoping snuffs it next, who's firmly on the protected list, and then we go full philosophical and try to work out what actually happens when you di
Wet, Warm and Naked: A Questions Episode (opens the original)
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This week we're turning the mics on each other with a round of random questions and things get messy fast. Before the questions even begin, we somehow cover the great emergency alarm incident, why Count Binface is quietly the best politician in Britain and why Chloe looks like Bugs Bunny today. Henry Cavill also gets a mention, in a chicken suit, doing God knows what behind the scenes. Naturally, it all spirals into way too much information about our personal lives, with enough innuendo to make
That Dyke Can Play. (opens the original)
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This week Chloe and Lady M tackle the biggest debate of our generation: what deserves to be cancelled, and what deserves a triumphant comeback tour. Spoiler alert - plastic straws are getting fully reinstated, no notes, no apologies. Meanwhile shrinkflation ruining vintage chocolate bars is getting the boot. On the bring-back list: full-size chocolate bars, £5 notes hidden in crisp packets, teletext holidays (RIP scrolling through Ceefax for a caravan in Skegness), and boredom as a lifestyle. Al
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