HeyJaredOffbeat Chronicles
Anecdotal, Short Stories, Essays, and Humour Bits. You won't believe the story about my battle with a Great White in the freezing waters of South Africa.✌️
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There Is Magic in the World (opens the original)
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Woke up this morning with a thought and and idea that lit up my muse. Decided to share it with you, because if not you, then who? This is what I have, so far.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1440" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fet
My First Love (opens the original)
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<img alt="A man and a woman dance in a dance studio" class="sizing-normal" height="4672" src="https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1719498586138-57ad04c4e205?crop=entropy&cs=tinysrgb&fit=max&fm=jpg&ixid=M3wzMDAzMzh8MHwxfHNlYXJj
Cat Communication Understood (opens the original)
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Scientists Reveal a Simple Trick to Communicate With Your CatAn orange cat squints its eyes and appears to be smiling while laying on a bed.Cats have a reputation for aloofness (and floofiness), but if you and your feline friend aren’t bonding, the problem might just be that you’re not speaking their language.Never fear – research shows it’s easier than you think. All you need to do is smile at them more – cat style. Not in the human way, by showing your teeth, but by narrowing your eyes and bli
Are There Italians in New York? (opens the original)
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Little Italy, New York City<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="251" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!sLFH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fi
The Devil You Know (opens the original)
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