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Donald Trump Might Want to Consider Sending the US Army to Ceuta, Part I: The Dolphins (opens the original)
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None of the cool kids of any political stripe care about the SA, murder, or assault of a white woman anymore; I guess after the Clancy Girls, I can… er, kind of understand. So let me start over: The Maraud at CeutaSo before I tell you about how bad life already is for Europeans and Americans in any given city in Europe—even before the Ceuta infection spreads—my first argument for why the immigration crisis has reached a turning point is a video of “refugees” at Ceuta wantonly murdering a dolphin
Audience Capture Gives Us Brain Damage (opens the original)
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When I was 17, in 1992, I was the City Editor at an infamous student newspaper, whose reputation lingered from the Vietnam War days: the Daily Cardinal at the University of Madison. They were straight-up Communists. I didn’t realize what this meant; I wanted to take photos and write stories, and they were willing to pay me for it.When I was 18, some weird political coup I never understood removed me from this position. I got the feeling I might have been given the position as part of somebody el
Ruining 90s Nostalgia: Music Edition (opens the original)
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Stop wishing you could live in the 90s. Friends was one of the worst shows ever made. And the music? The music SUCKED. Or at least, the music people talk about these days—when they wax nostalgic over that puce-and-vomit decade—sucked. But if you’ll take my hand I’ll show you where the good stuff was. If you behave.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iWf3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.
Orange Caesar vs the Ladies of the DMV (opens the original)
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I spent most of last week in rural France, eating the world’s best crème caramels with fabulous artists and their very fun heirs. But the best part was, I wasn’t online much. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1092" src="https://substackcdn.
The Worst People in the World, Part One: Rachel Haywire, the Cultural Futurist (opens the original)
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Going home can be depressing. Especially if you’ve suffered a lot. But feel free to keep on suffering: The end of your attention span for it might be around the next corner.Not to make life sound like a giant casino or anything.So I just completed an arduous journey—from Europe to Central Wisconsin, which is not serviced by any public transit whatsoever. Physically, I was kind of ashamed by how hard and dirty it/I was. I had no idea I grew up quite so far from civilization; I was used to freezin
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