HeyJaredNothingOfSubstance
This podcast shares real-life stories, wild situations, and unfiltered thoughts—with some guests along the way. It’s honest, chaotic, and meant to help you take a break and laugh through life’s weird moments. New episodes drop weekly.
- Indexed episodes, last 90 days
- 4
- Latest publication
- Jul 29, 2026
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- Jul 10, 2026
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#63 "I'm 'Bout Whatever Cuz" (opens the original)
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We're talking ocular migraines, naked people leaving their front doors open, a kid with Down syndrome and his tramp stamp, artists selling terrible painting for $350 and painting people's feelings, The "I'm Bout Whatever Cuz" kid, and more ranting.
#62 "Who The F*** Even Carpools Anymore?" (opens the original)
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Had trouble uploading so no music this week. We're talking getting pulled over, Argentina losing the World Cup and their coach embarrassing them on live tv, adults in golf carts, kids on e-bikes, Catholic priests, an up-close abduction by little people, and kids not having time to be bored anymore. Music usually by "Lil Interesting"
#61 "Where Does It Hurt?" (opens the original)
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Welcome back! We're talking about the Taco Bell virus/parasite, motorcycle accidents, idioms, more idiots at In-N-Out Burger, the challenges of customer service and how much I hate Yelp. Opening and closing music by Lil Interesting
#60 "You're Ready For The Preacher Aren't Cha?" (opens the original)
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Number 60!!! We're talking 4th of July, World Cup, drunk old hags at In-N-Out, people working from home in the streets of rough neighborhoods, and Pastor Billy Burke who loves getting his hands all over the ladies.
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