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Navigating the ever-changing world one insignificant matter at a time. (And turning the inane, boring and ridiculous into literary gold.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Moveable Feast (opens the original)
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In this latest episode, Will writes a love letter to Ernest Hemingway while questioning the people who post motivational quotes on their social media profiles. With a little help from Sandra Bullock and Charles Manson, Will ponders the effectiveness of staying silent, and creating art for the sake of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Orange For A Head (opens the original)
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It's been a while but Will is back with his most absurd episode yet. Why would somebody choose to have an orange for a head? What happens when you squeeze an orange really hard? Would you peel an orange for your partner just to make their life a little easier? There's a lot of talk about oranges, but this is Nothing Important Happened Today, so it's obviously not about oranges at all... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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