HeyJaredNot Normal
Humorous personal essays and satire straight from my not-normal brain to yours.
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Quiz: Your Toxic Ex or the Mall Jewelry Store Claire’s? (opens the original)
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Unsure what kind of monster you’re dealing with? Answer the questions below:Looks cute from a distance, but is irritating up close.Makes empty promises.Convinces you to get a piercing.Brainwashes your children.Creates drama with your entire family.Makes you question reality.Is exactly as bad as your mother warned you.Seems fancy but actually is cheap.Drains your savings.Weaponizes Western beauty standards.Somehow gets you to start wearing glitter.Has a weird fixation with rhinestones.When calcul
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