HeyJaredNot If I Reboot You First!
Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves!
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277: Lindsay and Tanner Answer a Televisual Universe of Questions (opens the original)
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As we reach the end of our 8th year of podcasting, we look back on what they've accomplished while answering questions from our friends and viewers! Time to find out what mediums are left to reboot, how to keep a creative partnership strong, and what's tasting scrumptious these days. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe. Our cover art
276: Riley Yards in the Ancient Imperial Midwest [Romance of the Three Kingdoms] (opens the original)
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Kids, don't try this at home. Or do! Today Riley's teaching Tanner and Lindsay all about backyard wrestling, the drama that spins out of that, and how it's pretty similar to the noble intrigue of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. We're talking baptism matches, we're stealing a horse that's a car, we're burning someone's house down as a bit but for real. Riley can be found on bsky @badfuckinpodcasts.com. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUps
275: Theo's Got Brad Bird Tied Up in the Corner of his Room [Incredibles 2] (opens the original)
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When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun things for us to talk about - the inevitability of a political message being misconstrued, how to dodge the objectivist elephant, and disney's first poly relationship. Theo can be found on bsky @fourwholemoons.bsky.social. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and T
274: Sky Just Wants Brendan Fraser to Have a Good Time [The Dark Universe] (opens the original)
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Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by going back to where it all should've began - 1999's The Mummy. Can Rick, Evy, and Jonathan fight a Wolf Man? Discover a Gill Man? And save London from the machinations of the sinister Dr. Acula? Sky can be found on bsky @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Li
273: Tanner's Getting Some Nausicaä Vibes From This [Giant Spider & Me] (opens the original)
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Tanner's never seen Nausicaä, this is the opposite of Boss Baby. But we are discussing a story about a young girl living in nature, on good terms with a post-apocalyptic arthropod! So let's turn this short-lived manga into an anime while discussing raccoon domestication, exploding a secret start-up, and giving people names. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. You can join our Discord at htt
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