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NoRocketships has become the pre-emiment gossip column for technology. As our name suggests we predicted the end of the SaaS rocketships, and we now watch as SaaS implodes and AI-tooling starts its march towards yet another crapfest for customers.
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A love letter to digital (opens the original)
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September #norocketships (opens the original)
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Where was I? OK - summer madness is over, the Nordic and Europeans are all back in the saddle, and we British have survived heat and pestilence. Our friends in America - we still love you (but not him).Vile Rumour & GossipPOC does not always reflect the platform delivered - No names on this one, but an eCom retailer told me this week that the POC tech they used for a new eCom platform was not the tech supplied once the contract was signed. Broken API’s, missing functions and inconfigurable front
#norocketships August 2026 (opens the original)
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A graphic that speaks to the power of the customer. This was a meme made in the Commerce Futures community, designed to represent the views of a customer group who have had enough of being screwed over.No, Sicilian hoovers are not taking over the world.... we’re leaving that for the evil billionaires :(<div
#norocketships July 2026 (opens the original)
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Clinging on the our critical thinking here, although with Meta deciding to sell their unused compute and the U.S. govt being offered 5% of OpenAI (’cos they’re running out of money?) - all bets are off once again...So this issue... think about the bubbles.Vile Rumour & GossipThe rise of the outage - This last few months have been interesting for the outages that have occured for seemingly no reason. No peak demand curves, just.... normal. Shopify was totally down for 15mins everywhere. Vercel we
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