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At long, long last — a year and a half after Jeff at Stanchion Books accepted the manuscript, and several years after I finished writing it — my novel The Shitbird is finally out. Of course, that’s only a technicality, as pre-orders were arriving in mailboxes as early as the beginning of last week, so actually it’s been “out there” for at least a few days now.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xV80!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/h
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