HeyJaredNomada Newsletter
12+ years living around Latin America. From abject degenerate to raising 3 kids south of the border. Writing about the realities of exploring, living, and relocating to LatAm for sovereign individuals and families.
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48 Hours | 83 Posts, 917 Pages, $47 | Then Gone... (opens the original)
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48 hours.Sunday’s email was the verdict on which cities still hold up. This one is the deadline: at midnight Central on October 1 the Nomada Collection goes down. Gone with the wind.Ya tu sabes.83 posts. 917 pages. 3 PDFs. 43 city guides and 30 stories, together with the beach and university rankings, every one stamped with the date I wrote it.$47 gets you the 3 PDFs.$147 gets you the PDFs and 1 hour on a call with me, which is where “El Dorado” gets named.<h3 styl
The 2026 Verdict | 18 Cities, 1 I’d Skip, 4 Days Left (opens the original)
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Last week I told you some of the archive has aged and some of it is still dead-on.This is which is which.6 categories the red-blooded broski asks about most, 3 cities each, and 1 city I’d pull from the list today. 17 of the 18 are in the archive. The other 1 is only on the call.4 days left.Click here to grab: The Nomada Collection —> before it’s gone.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!bvU_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_p
The “Red-Blooded” Archive | 83 Posts, 917 Pages, 3 PDFs…Going Away (opens the original)
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I started this newsletter writing for the single broski heading south of the border — in search of adventure, fiesta, dating, and mating.It was what I knew, damn near all I knew, as I’d spent the better part of 7-8 years doing exactly that myself. Hyper focused on it.Then I went from weekend benders and weekdays swiping my life away, to buying a 7-seater SUV because I’ve got so many kids.Lovely kids. 3, to be exact now.But the thing is, these days I’m just focused on other things. Researching re
11 Cities in Latin America Where $50K Buys You a New Apartment (opens the original)
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Most people have never considered that $50K buys a brand new apartment anywhere, let alone in a capital city with a functioning economy.I’m looking at you, Quito 🇪🇨Hell, in the USA, you’re buying a used Chevy Tahoe for $50K these days. Not a brand new apartment in one of the best neighborhoods in a great city.But Latin America is odd like that. No MLS, no Zillow, mortgage markets that barely exist, and currencies that move 20% in a year. The pricing down here is still full of inefficiencies, and
How a $230K Bogotá, Colombia Penthouse Nets $80K/Year 🇨🇴 (opens the original)
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When my buddy Brandon started telling me about his Airbnb numbers on the penthouse he renovated, I’ll be honest…I thought he was full of sh*t!“Sure broski, you’re getting over 30% net yield. So you’re basically like the Warren Buffet of Bogotá, Colombia real estate, ehhh?”Then he whipped out his phone and showed me his Airbnb calendar.Booked. Solid.I had questions. Many of them. He answered every one, patiently walking me through the process — como no puedo caminar y mascar chicle al mismo tiemp
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