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Nobody Asked Leila About Scoot McNairy's Accent on Furious (opens the original)
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I am having the goddamn time of my life watching Furious on Hulu. This is not spon, by the way. This is not even me promoting a friend’s show. I have literally no affiliation with Furious or Hulu, I just fucking love this fucked up little show. It reaches the rarely hit strata for me as a television writer where I’m both jealous I did not make it and also, absolutely so happy I didn’t work on it so I can just enjoy it as a viewer.I do, however, have a question about Furious. (Well, two: the othe
Nobody Asked Leila About Fawn Response (opens the original)
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Picture it: the Arts District, summer 2026. I’m going on a first date with a man I met on Feeld. We haven’t talked much but he asked me out within the first few messages, which I appreciate. We are going to Death & Co like it’s 2013, but whatever, the drinks are still good.<div class="image2-inset"
Nobody Asked Leila About SoCal Ice Cream (opens the original)
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Famously, you could not pay me to live in Boston again, but I do believe that Massachusetts is the only state upon which God’s light truly shines. One reason for this? Ice cream. Ice cream in New England is equivalent to pizza in New York: not every spot is a banger, but every spot is better than the vast majority anywhere else in the country.California has ice cream, technically. But, and here is where I’m going to start pissing people off, most of it is bad. Behold, my candid thoughts on each
Nobody Asked Leila About Carrie Bradshaw Summer (opens the original)
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Summer 2026 isn’t the pre-second Trump term dizzy optimism of Brat Summer nor is it the absolute bleak vibes of 2025 (as I understand it, I was in Canada on set 13 hours a day, so I was having Mole Woman Summer). No, summer 2026 is the new Madonna album. It’s El Niño. It’s a rejection of quiet luxury and the whole CBK thing except for catching cabs on the streets of New York City. Summer 2026 is, dare I posit, Carrie Bradshaw Summer.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://subs
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