HeyJaredNo Utes In The Valet
What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide?Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage.No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.Elliot Garnaut…
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The ‘Chic’ Trend & Our Ultimate Icks (opens the original)
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In this mini-episode, Elliot and Issie are joined by Lucy to dive into a lively debate on icks, dealbreakers, and a few backstage secrets. The trio breaks down the definition of an "ick," tackles egg farming, answers burning listener questions about the 2026 Logies, and wraps up with an official footy finals premiership prediction. Follow No Utes in the Valet for more conversations covering AFL, sport, fashion, celebrity news, pop culture and the wonderfully unlikely friendship between Norm Smit
Dad Jokes & Surprisingly Deep Advice | presented by Tommy Hilfiger (opens the original)
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This week, the boys are celebrating Father’s Day by turning the spotlight on the men who made them who they are today - their dads. Isaac and Elliot open up about growing up with very different dads, the values, quirks and sayings they've inherited from them, and the lessons they've carried into their own lives. And then things get unexpectedly emotional when the boys surprise each other with voice notes from their dads , sharing what they're most proud of and offering some Father's Day wisdom -
Our Most Impulsive Purchases (opens the original)
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This week, Elliot and Isaac unpack their most ridiculous impulse purchases from a very shiny Birkin to a Ryan Gosling-inspired jacket ordered straight after watching Project Hail Mary . Plus, they talk book clubs, and review Pretty Woman the musical.
What REALLY Happens at the Logies (opens the original)
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This week, the boys are joined by Lucy for a very special Logies edition , going behind the scenes of Australia’s biggest night of television to reveal what really happens once the cameras stop rolling. Elliot and Lucy have a combined 25 years of Logies experience between them, from dressing celebrities and working the red carpet to managing talent, publicity teams and the chaos happening behind the curtain. From the bizarre reality of sitting through a six-hour awards show, to the secret in-roo
Ibiza, American Politics & Status Symbols (opens the original)
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This week’s mini ep is a bit of everything, from what we’ve been watching lately to partying in Ibiza, Australian artists taking over Europe, American politics and the status symbols we’ve officially grown out of. We chat about a recent George Clooney film that got us thinking about fame, relationships and the lives we build around success, before getting into the very high-production world of Ibiza residencies (and just how much it costs to get through the door). Plus, we answer a few of your q
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