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Ruthless Kenyan screenwriting analysis. Scene breakdowns, craft lessons, and real talk from the writer’s table.
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- 12
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- Sep 16, 2026
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Carrick Ball Itaniangamiza (opens the original)
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Ushai kaa chini saa sita usiku ukifikiria watu wa majuu na hawakujui and they don’t give a fuck about you, like how does football do this to someone, nafa kuwa nimedoz sai but instead niko hapa thinking about that useless team that I happen to love. Man fuck! that team! fuck those players! fuck Carrick! I am so mad right now, can’t even think straight yoh! How do you loose a game after umefunga bao mbili within the first ten minutes of the game ama hii team inarun social experiment on its fans j
Is This a Movie You’d Actually Watch? (opens the original)
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Learn How To Manage That Bag. (opens the original)
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Broke Niggas Do(n't) Deserve Pussy (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="580" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NFjH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd132a4f6-552c-4645-a4b5-f87738dc849a_937x58
Two Things Can Be True (opens the original)
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