HeyJaredNews That Tastes Like Candy
Fun and weird stories about my life and news that won’t make you cry.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 27
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- Sep 30, 2026
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News That Tastes Like Candy 9/30/26 (opens the original)
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News That Tastes Like Candy 9/29/26 (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="708" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TJuQ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe135f643-b4d1-404d-a2e2-fc5811eb7fcf_944x708.webp"
News That Tastes Like Candy 9/28/26 (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!okom!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Febd29145-2e98-4581-9b9b-22cff14148d1_1536x864.jpe
News That Tastes Like Candy 9/27/26 (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="973" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zAr4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffe2a4ffe-ea7b-4e1c-8681-4a301d20d545_2880x1924.w
News That Tastes Like Candy 9/25/26 (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="780" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xoOv!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff23ad3e4-8810-48f6-a37b-3ab82f355d0c_1170x780.web
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