HeyJaredNewbie Sub on Chastity
My musings on the more technical aspects of chastity including fit and device reviews.
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Beyond Comfort — Getting the Cage to Ride Well (opens the original)
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The focus of this blog has always been comfort and fit. I don’t think once I’ve mentioned how a cage looks. But that is a very common topic on r/chastitytraining. I frequently see people ask how they can keep the cage up against their pubic bone. My answer is always followed by a question — does it hurt when it pulls away? If their answer is no, I generally just respond that the penis is gonna penis.I guess I have a bit of a judgmental disposition towards this question. I find it simply amazing
How Much Does Chastity Cost? (opens the original)
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Ask someone who's thinking about buying their first chastity cage and they'll probably tell you, "About $30." They are almost always wrong. Let’s take a look at a path that’s somewhat well traveled among middle-aged professionals. If that doesn’t describe your financial situation, don’t fret, there are plenty of off ramps. But… if it does… be forewarned!<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3Man!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3
Perhaps I'm Not Crazy Enough... (opens the original)
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Post after post on r/chastitytraining. Same set of symptoms. Burning sensation under the scrotum, pinching, chafing. And so many people doing drive-bys to say Aquaphor, straps, coconut oil. But over the past two years, I’ve started to see a change. More and more saying it’s the ball gap. In fact quite a few posts have <a href="https:
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