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I'm a former Senior Fashion Writer at Vogue. You can read about only-here archival deep dives, froth-at-the-mouth obsessions, inside closet cleanses, and deliciously nasty shoe moments.
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A Schlepper Chanel Bag for Under $300 (opens the original)
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Clockwatchers Is My Office Fashion Film Nightmare (opens the original)
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A Vintage Victoria’s Secret Thong Addiction, Heeled Havaianas (opens the original)
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Wow! I just learned how to do this “call-out block” to talk about what you can read about in this letter…women in STEM alert! Ok, so VS thongs (old!), cranked-up Havaianas, Imitation of Christ LORE, a West Coast It girl’s wild vintage sale, my can’t miss ‘em Elvis pants, and a Tory Burch bootleg airbrushed tank I wore at the show…maybe I’m forgetting something? I Can’t Stop Buying Old Victoria’s Secret Thongs On eBay…<figur
What Drove Me To Buy These Striped Sweaters? (opens the original)
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What drives me to purchase something? When I look back at my best purchases, there’s always some gnawing urge…a specific piece that ignites a need-it-now rabid fury. So here is what I bought. Also, I’ve been on a magazine binge.<source type="image/webp"
She Wore Her Chanel Ballet Flats So Much, They Grew “Fungi” (opens the original)
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A Neverworns interview with girl-about-town Allegra Samsen…this series has more guests coming up…read some about the ladies of the Vogue hive Elissa Santisi and Jorden Bickham…<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!MT16!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F777e6fbb-81f3-
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