HeyJaredNeighborhood Watch
A log of who and what I see when I walk around my neighborhood. Not a cop.
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- Jul 26, 2026
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In the bikini sample sale there are no waterproof bikinis. They are made for being seen. But what if I don’t want to be perceived? Then you’re in the wrong party of town, because this is Beverly Hills.One bikini is faux suede. One bikini is velvet. One bikini is a dress and I can’t figure it out.There is a small dachshund who has elegant smoky fur his name is Pinto. I almost trip over him three times but that’s not his fault it’s just how he was built.The floor is big and just has racks everywhe
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