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Calling all legends! Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, provide colorful commentary on the cultural zeitgeist, including, but not limited to, pop culture, film, tv, music, theater, and MUCH more-TRUST! Rate us five stars or don’t listen!!! Xoxo
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"Marry Me Slop Bowl" (opens the original)
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Hello! SaWaDika! The Na-na-na-narcissists are back! Sooo much to talk about today. Topics include: DWTS, Toot Sweet, a very long Practical Magic 2 review by Lilli, Disturbia deep dive, Mormon Wives, the hero’s journey and where we are at with it, #meatweek, Big Brother, Emmys, and Coyote vs. Acme.
Dua Lipa’s New Rules (Extended Edition) (opens the original)
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This episode is bonkers. Topics include: Puddle Splashing, Fighting the Platts, the Conflict in Albania, French poetry, The Goonies, Jason’s tight ten joke, cousin YouTube recs, Percy Jackson Orlando Waterpark in an alternate dimension, the State Fair, and new music recs. We’re just as gagged as you are… Rules: One: don't pick up the phone (You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone) Two: don't let him in (You'll have to kick him out again) Three: don't be his friend (You know you're
“WHO?” (opens the original)
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Legends! Welcome! The Narcissists are eager to be back in your ears and hearts. Today’s topics include: Adults S2, Silo, Summer House, Maroon 5 bangers, Not Suitable for Work, Google Image, Widow's Bay, favorite musicals, unexpected cheddar, and childhood bathtub fails. Nasty!! We love you.
“That Looks Like an Edwardian Silhouette” (opens the original)
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Bello, Legends! The Narcissists aren’t joking around today. Lots to go over! Dr. Seuss, HotD finale, Spider-Man, Cassandra Clare, X-Men, piss on the floor at Jason’s work, Yesteryear, The Shards, Maddy’s Secret, Leviticus, and the name Igby Rigney. Alaina also created a list of 100 women that she would choose to fight one gorilla. (Jason contributed 2 names to this as well let it be known)
“No No, It’s Not Science. It’s Just Something I Came Up With” (opens the original)
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Legends, welcome! This week the Narcissists had absolutely nothing to speak on, and yet, they persisted. They covered mod mentality, Galaxy Brain, Petal, the Swan Princess, evil clowns from 2016, trad wife culture, and the new Black Panther. Rate this podcast 5 stars please oh god please.
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